kiss: instructions

just smell if you kiss
and when kissing
make sure you don't move your feet
let your hands around her/his waist
just go up and down very gently
its unforgivable not to kiss the neck
don't think
if you do
its over
don't breath
if you do
you'll both die
don't budge
or it will be the end of it
and my Lord!
What a shame that would be!